U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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