Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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