week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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