Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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