You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
