i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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