I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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