Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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