I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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