.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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