HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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