life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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