I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize