what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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