Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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