4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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