You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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