Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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