id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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