that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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