i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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