I am in a vortex of obligation.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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