How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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