I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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