She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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