No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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