Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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