But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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