oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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