Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
