what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There's always time for handjobs
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
