shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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