can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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