So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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