how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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