Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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