I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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