The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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