dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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