It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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