garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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