i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Panties = found
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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