belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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