you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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