You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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