no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
my liver is dry heaving
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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