I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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