Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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