Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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