I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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