I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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