rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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