last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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