What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
did i walk over a car last night?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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