look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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