his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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