Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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