dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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