Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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